cool links from Loren

Modern Humorist - The Jim Morrison Simulatron
Sort of like the Star Trek/William Shatner simulator from a while back.

Jesus-With You Always
Damn! If only they had a computer-related one that I could print out to give me solace at the office.

Do-It-Yourself Pope
Complete printable sheets for a life-sized Pope. Oh, the fun you could have!

Andrea Yates starts parenting column
That's not funny, that's sick! Actually, it's funny.

The Stork
A wonderfully cynical view of having children and overpopulation.

Coffee Enema
Sick of having to drink your coffee to get a caffeine buzz? Here's a different way.

Money Origami
How to fold your paper bills into neat shapes.

Social Issues Research Centre's Guide to Flirting
A scientific examination/guide to what works and what doesn't. Kind of an interesting read.

Detective's affidavit from Chante Mallard case
You've no doubt heard about the shocking case in Texas wherein a woman struck a pedestrian with her car and left him hanging through the windshield of the car to bleed to death. This is a statement of all facts/evidence as collected by a detective investigating the crime, courtesy of The Smoking Gun.

How could anyone do this?

Disturbing the Planet and Blaming the Aftermath on Others
An article from Counterpunch with a rather scathing commentary of U.S. foreign policy.